Why do you want to lose weight or be healthier? To make the plundering a bit easier, but being a captain, my hench's usually get the job done good enough. I just need a physique to match may braided chest hair.
Goal(s) you'd like to accomplish in the next 2 months: Lose weight. Dreadlock my chest hair. Eat some twikies. Yep, that's pretty much it.
Why are you going to win this competition? I'm the Captain
